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Call for Short Comedy Bits (no deadline)

August 25, 2006

Upstart, a nonprofit media arts organization in Bastrop, is 
soliciting really short comedy bits--one page max-- that 
would be easy to produce. Our goal is to make a huge number 
of these shorts for public access tv and maybe for festival 
submission, including our own annual Golden Pine Cone Film 
Festival. 
 
What do we want? Here's an example: 
 
Pretty woman wearing sexy clothes leans up against pole, 
one arm at her hip, one arm over her head, hip cocked.  
Sailor walks by. 
WOMAN: Hey, sailor, want to come to my place? 
SAILOR: (He looks her up and down) Sure! 
She walks away from pole in the same position she had been 
in when leaning. Obviously her body is frozen in this pose. 
Because of the hip that's cocked, she limps badly. 
 
This was a funny bit (politically incorrect these days) I 
saw on LAUGH IN years ago. But it's SO easy to produce. I 
want to make these kinds of bits and run them on BCAT in 
Bastrop. 
 
Writers would get full credit if we make the bit. And maybe 
we could gather several of these and audition actors by 
actually filming them in a bit that would suit them on one 
day.  
But also, students who want to come to learn to direct 
could try their hand at working with actors. Then the 
master teacher, whom we'd hire for the day, would direct it 
and give a critique of the direction. Then the student 
director could try again. We'd all get something out of it, 
and these bits wouldn't be the lengthy ordeal for any of us 
that a real movie would involve. 
 
First we need to gather the bits.  
 
SEND YOUR BITS to Upstart, PO Box 365, Bastrop TX 78602. No 
deadline. We want you to keep them coming. We'll show the 
ones that get filmed at our Golden Pine Cone Film Festival 
in the spring and we'll have the audience vote for their 
favorite ones and give awards at this time. NO ENTRY FEE to 
send a script, but make sure you send your email address so 
that, when we have the directing workshop with the actors, 
I can let you know. Carolyn Banks, Executive Director 
 
http://www.UpstartInc.org 
 
UPSTART 
we bring you Bastrop Community Access Televison (BCAT) 
 
PO Box 365 
Bastrop TX 78602

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